Archive for April, 2008

TOP TWENTY SIGNS YOU’RE AN INTERNET ADDICT

April 30, 2008
  1. You joined a Facebook “Support Group for Uber User Internet Addicts.” TRUE
  2. You’re surprised when people ask why your business card lists your email address as the same as your Facebook, LinkedIn, MSN IM, Plaxo Pulse, Gizmo Project and Yahoo IM IDs and even more upset if your boss will not let you list that fact on your business card. (submitted by Suzanne Bowen) TRUE
  3. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is your best excuse for ending a conversation.
  4. You’re seriously considering a laptop to accompany the magazines by the commode. (submitted by Jody Carbone) I DO CARRY ONE 😛
  5. People call you by your screen name more then you real name. TRUE
  6. You extend your wireless coverage all the way to the community pool… well, just because you can do stuff like that and someone might want Internet access when they’re sitting at the pool. (submitted by Joel Barrett) – well i do extend my wireless range around my home but i’m mean about it 🙂
  7. Your best pick up line is… I Stumbled Upon your Twitter, Reddit and found it Del.icio.us.
  8. You have more networking gear in your home lab than the one at the office (submitted by Nathan Gregory) – Absolutely true – even more bandwidth then my previous office
  9. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is your best excuse for ending a conversation.
  10. Humnn, You know you are a internet freak when you actually blog your review of an ongoing movie halfway through in a movie hall during the interval on your GPRS enabled cell phone. (Damn, I actually did it 😀 ) (submitted by Sreeraj S Arasa)  – i’ll do that exactly if i go to movie hall 😀
  11. he last social function you attended was a LAN Party  – haha – joined many parties like these
  12. You sit with your girlfriend in the living room, but instead of talking to each other you use messenger, Sametime, Skype to ask her for a cup of tea! (submitted by Isabell Otterbein) – well not girl friend but 2 of my brothers in same home and we talk on Gtalk 😛
  13. Your online gaming rig came with an integrated espresso maker.
  14. If you launch a blog for your baby before he or she is born, track its search engine ranking on a daily basis, and actually consider the possibility of ad revenues – then you might be an Internet addict. (submitted by Jeff Brainard)
  15. You can’t believe that “l8r, OMG, TTYL, and BFF” are not in Webster’s Dictionary. TRUE
  16. You talk to your kids and collect family information through Facebook. (submitted by Debbie Zioni)
  17. You haven’t watched TV on a TV since Al Gore invented the Internet. LMAO – exactly 😀
  18. You have pets named, “Avatar, “Linden,” and “Digg.” (submitted by Gabriel Garcia)
  19. You can’t laugh anymore, you only LOL! –  how true :D:D:D:D:D:D:D LOLZ
  20. Your Facebook page gets more traffic than a drive though window.